AHHH. FUCK YOU PEOPLE UPSTAIRS.

guessing you left your phone at home and didn’t turn off the vibrating alarm that NEVER STOPS BUZZING as it has been going off for roughly the past thirty minutes 

AND WHY DID YOU LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR SO IT WILL BUZZ THROUGH THE FLOOR DIRECTLY AbOVE MY BED

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pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

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in case you were wondering… i’m an actual fucking slug

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celestial-daydreams:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

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